CrazyMom: How do you edit songs for a wedding?
(as if it’s any different when you edit songs for non-wedding occasions…)
me: With love
(this was actually my smartass hubs..)
(and he was druuunk…)
(and so was i. ha..)
(which she always seems to know telepathically! whatthefuck?!)
CrazyMom: I hate you now…
me: ahhh. technically you hate Jim cause he sent you that cause i didn’t know how to answer you…
(i should probably mention that my hubs and i are professional audio people, but i CANNOT burn a cd or “edit songs for a wedding”.. i know, it’s pathetic. shut the fuck up. and stop laughing.)
CrazyMom: So now you owe me….
CrazyMom: I want just the choirs to stuck like glue.
(swear to god she sent that…)
me: is that proper english?
CrazyMom: I will get you
me: i LOVE you (kissy smiley face)
CrazyMom: Seriously, how do I do it. Can Jim do It
me: we don’t have the proper resources for that. Honestly look it up online. Children are doing that now. So there must be an easy way to accomplish it..
CrazyMom: I hate you again…
that was one conversation five days ago… then at 1:56 AM today she sends me this…
(granted usually i am still up at this time, but i had to be at
hell, i mean work, fucking early this morning..)
CrazyMom: I feel 30 again…
(she is 51.)
(a while later) me: How come? i feel 60…
(that’s because i was HUNGOVER.)
(oh, and i am 31.)
CrazyMom: I was babysitting a drunk last night. John. You don’t know him.
(i live 200 miles away.. for the last 13 years.. of course i don’t know him.)
(and she doesn’t hang out with drunks <except me> so these were curious circumstances…)
me: ah. 20.. i don’t do that anymore unless they are my best friend… but in my 20s it happened a lot…. (winky face)
(she had me when she was 20… fuck…. ?)
and that was the end of the conversation… (cause i was hungover and trying to fall asleep at work watching SVU.. Thank you, Netflix!) i am currently trying to pursue a more in-depth explanation of Adventures in Babysitting Drunk John..
I LOVE YOU, ELISABETH SHUE, YOU SEXY BITCH!
i was six when this came out.. and i LOVED it; as did you. don’t lie, you liar… and back then i wanted to do this guy…
yeah yeah. i’m not proud. i was six! and apparently an early whore… hmm… but now i would WAY rather do this guy…
you fuckers remember Thor?? as a child i knew he was supposed to be hot-ish… but i realize now that i would totally hit that… and the shocker? did anyone (at least near my age to be fair..) realize that Thor was Vincent D’Onofrio?! (so full disclosure… i would do Vincent today too…especially Detective Goren from Law and Order: CI…)
The Cell.. L&O.. Full Metal Jacket.. Men in Black as the bad guy.. ugh. LOVE him.
but who knew he was so cute back then!?
someone send me his info so i can stalk him..